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It Is All About Marriage



Four secrets to a happy marriage

  1. It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans.
  2. It is important to find a woman who makes good money.
  3. It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex.
  4. It is very important that these three women never met!

What is the difference between women at the ages of 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, and 58?


8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.

38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story.