Four secrets to a happy marriage
- It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans.
- It is important to find a woman who makes good money.
- It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex.
- It is very important that these three women never met!
What is the difference between women at the ages of 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, and 58?
8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story.