Police Jokes
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Police: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
Man: Can I speak to the burglar who broke into my house when I was away?
Policeman: Why?
Man: I want to know how he managed to enter without waking my wife up!
An old lady was speeding down the highway while she was knitting.
A cop saw this and sped up alongside her vehicle. “Pullover!” the cop said.
“No!” the woman replied “There’re mittens”