Father Son
Father: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
Don: Why did you fail in exam?
Son: They questioned me for 3 hours, I never told them anything.
Son: What is the difference between confidence and confidential?
Dad: You are my son is confidence, your friend is also my son is confidential.
Dad: Why are you doing very weak in history?
Tommy: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born.
Boy: Dad, you told we are created by GOD and mom said we are evolved from monkeys, how is it possible?
Dad: I told you about my side of family and she told about hers.
Dad: Son, what do you want for birthday?
Son: A radio with a sports car around it!
Father: Look at these bills rent, telephone, electricity etc. the cost is going up! I’d be happy if just one thing went down.
Son: Dad, see my report card.
Dad: What happened to your result?
Johnny: Teacher says I’ll have to spend one more year in the same class.
Dad: Spend two more but make sure you don’t fail.
Father: What did you learn today?
Son: That, dolphins are so smart that within weeks of captivity, they train people to stand on the edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Father: Tell me alphabets from A to Z.
Son: A E G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Father: You missed BFCD in that.
Son: No papa, it’s in my bag.
Son: Papa 2+4?
Father: Gadhe, Idiot, kuch nahi aata! Calculator le ke aa ja.